Wednesday, October 17, 2007

To aLL those pesky commerce people at Basser Steps

Firstly, let me tell all you pesky wannabe election-starved individuals out there:

A good way to win over voter's hearts is NOT to line yourselves up in one column along the BASSER steps and bug every single Asian student that walks pass.

PRIMARILY, the reason is NOT ALL ASIAN STUDENTS ARE BLOODY COMMERCE STUDENTS!

I was walking down the Basser steps this morning after my class and I felt like a mini-celebrity. How on earth did I get so famous? I am of an Asian descent, Han-looking person who so happen to fit the bill perfectly of a commerce student in UNSW.

'Hey! HEy! Hey! Are you are commerce student?'

'No.'

'ARE YOU SUUUURRRRREEEEE?'

'CHAO CHEE BYE! Like I SUDDENLY GOT UP AND FORGOT WHAT DEGREE PROGRAM I WAS ENROLLED IN!?!?'

These pesky people should get a life. Utilize your rights to a free and democratic society everytime. But please don't freaking use this western-oriented society to piss the shit out of me.

I am Asian, proud of it, BUT NOT A FREAKING COMMERCE STUDENT.

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